{"id":4592,"date":"2017-08-09T15:04:31","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T15:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/?p=4592"},"modified":"2017-08-09T15:07:32","modified_gmt":"2017-08-09T15:07:32","slug":"10-things-hate-breastfeeding-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/?p=4592","title":{"rendered":"10 Things I Hate About Breastfeeding"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s Breastfeeding Awareness Month 2017 baby! And I am here to rant about things I cannot stand about breastfeeding! Why? Because this is hard. Breastfeeding is really hard! It\u2019s magical and empowering and all that stuff but I need all you new parents and parents struggling right now to know that you will not like everything about breastfeeding. And that\u2019s OK! We do a disservice to each other when we wash over the negative feelings that breastfeeding can bring us. We can find comfort and community in the tough things that we deal with just like with any other journey in life. It\u2019s the secret to our success. So let\u2019s get to it. 10 things I hate about breastfeeding!<\/p>\n

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    1. Nipple twiddling- <\/strong>Tell me one more time that it\u2019s totally normal for a mammal to fiddle with the other nipple. I know it\u2019s normal, I know it helps to stimulate letdown, but that doesn\u2019t make it any less eye-gougingly annoying. Seriously, someone pass me a fork so I can stab myself in the eye.<\/li>\n
    2. Having to pee-<\/strong> \u201cStay hydrated,\u201d they said. \u201cDrink to thirst,\u201d they said. Well, where are you now to hold the baby while I pee? My bladder is full, my sandwich is just out of reach and I can\u2019t yell in frustration lest I wake sleeping beauty. Note to self; invest in adult diapers.<\/li>\n
    3. Nursing Aversion-<\/strong> This was like a sucker punch to the face when I was 7 months pregnant with my second son while still nursing my first son. Is there are definition for creepy-crawly, deep rage, panic attack, ants and cockroaches running all over my body, running through a brick wall while sitting still and wanting jump out of an airplane all put together? Yes, it\u2019s called Nursing Aversion.<\/li>\n
    4. Lonely-<\/strong> Sometimes it\u2019s lonely. So lonely. You\u2019re a new mom and none of your friends have kids and you\u2019ve never seen anyone breastfeed and you have no idea if you are doing it right and your baby seems mad all the time. Why does she hate me?<\/li>\n
    5. The slapping-<\/strong> He takes his hand, pulls it back and slaps me in the face\/chest\/breast\/ear\/stomach. He laughs while never unlatching. I think he might be evil.<\/li>\n
    6. The ignorant people-<\/strong> Why are people still saying such dump things like, \u201cYour breastmilk will turn to Diet Coke at 6 months so you better stop to feed her the breastmilk of a bovine!\u201d or \u201cYou\u2019re not making enough milk! Your body just grew a baby and birthed it all on its own but now has no idea how to produce milk!\u201d or \u201cYou better wean before she turns 1 or she will grow up to be a serial killer!\u201d<\/li>\n
    7. Shouting about boobs-<\/strong> Toddlers learn to talk and they are not afraid to say exactly what they want. They love to yell louder the more softly you talk. Like when you\u2019re in the waiting room at Jiffy Lube surrounded by men waiting for the oil change that you forgot 18,000 miles ago and you\u2019re like, \u201cSweetie, I know we\u2019ll be done soon, just hang-\u201c hand slaps you in the face, \u201cBOOOOOOBYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!\u201d<\/li>\n
    8. The zombie life-<\/strong> I swear at this point I have totally adjusted to 3 hours of sleep, losing every list I have ever written, wearing inside out pants, driving away with my coffee still on top of the car and remembering 3 days later I was supposed to meet Ashley at the playground.<\/li>\n
    9. Pumping-<\/strong> I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping. I hate pumping.<\/li>\n
    10. Sex culture-<\/strong> Boobs are sexual and that\u2019s cool, but that\u2019s not their primary job. The oversexualization of breasts in our culture does no one any favors. I love dressing my boobs up, but I don\u2019t appreciate being called gross or inappropriate when I am just trying to feed the baby!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      \"Abby<\/p>\n

       
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