{"id":4914,"date":"2018-06-27T15:34:28","date_gmt":"2018-06-27T15:34:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/?p=4914"},"modified":"2018-06-27T15:34:28","modified_gmt":"2018-06-27T15:34:28","slug":"theyre-male-nipples-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/?p=4914","title":{"rendered":"They&#8217;re Male Nipples, I Swear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4915\" src=\"https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/31265306_1798565706877600_6237409830496592099_n.jpg\" alt=\"Abby Theuring, The Badass Breastfeeder with male nipples\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/31265306_1798565706877600_6237409830496592099_n.jpg 720w, https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/31265306_1798565706877600_6237409830496592099_n-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thebadassbreastfeeder.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/31265306_1798565706877600_6237409830496592099_n-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have been reviewing Facebook and Instagram\u2019s policies on nipples and my head feels like it&#8217;s going to explode. I have never seen anything picked apart so much in my life! My nipples are sore from all the regulation.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>To break it down real simple, you can\u2019t show female nipples on either platform. (FEMALE NIPPLES &#8211; male nipples are fine no matter what.) If you are breastfeeding with one nipple i<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">n the child&#8217;s mouth then the other nipple can be exposed. Which is actually hilarious because raise your hand if you\u2019ve had a breastfeeding photo removed nipple showing or not. Thanks for trying guys.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And why all the fuss? Because our nipples are so sexualized! No fuss over male nipples. But female nipples are pornographic just sitting there! Even if I wanted to show you my nipples as a consenting adult not engaged in a sexual act I am not allowed. It would be deemed pornographic and removed. So I drew male nipples over my female nipples so that this can stay up. Do you think they are pretty? Don\u2019t remove this, Facebook. I drew MALE NIPPLES over my female nipples so that I would not violate your community standards. They are male, I swear.<br \/>\n<script><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been reviewing Facebook and Instagram\u2019s policies on nipples and my head feels like it&#8217;s going to explode. I have never seen anything picked apart so much in my life! 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